What’s the definition of Good Luck, Bad Luck?
GOOD LUCK: Booking a business trip to Paris two months ago, only to discover you have prized Eurostar tickets taking you to the French capital on the day England play in the World Rugby Final.
BAD LUCK: Discovering your non-transferable return ticket has you booked on the Eurostar departing at 7.20pm – forty Froggin’ minutes before the bloody kick off.
MERDE!